Did you ever watch a Wes Anderson film so much that you began to hate yourself? Today, I thought about how close Wes was to the Coppolas. Then it hit me. Maybe the Tenebaums are like, the Coppolas. Wes is like Eli Cash, "I always wanted to be a Tenebaum." You know what? Nevermind. I'm going to bed. I'm too tired to function.