This is me warning you all about the Lope* Spam that will commence this weekend.

*Lope: noun

Allie’s dog Jackson who is a mythical beast and actually a poor excuse for a dog. He is a mutt, thought to be half Saint Bernard, half German Shepherd. He is characterized by his jiggly toes, crooked face and invisible antlers. He also answers to “Jack-a-Lope”, “Loperson” and “Lopey.” If there is a big dog that’s cute, he/she can also be refered to as a Lope.